Chuck Tingle, the Hugo-nominated author of such contemporary classics as Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting, Anally Yours, the Unicorn Sailor, and Pokebutt Go: Pounded by 'Em All is making a dating game. I know what you're thinking, "What?! Chuck Tingle, who was once legitimately nominated for a Hugo award for Space Raptor Butt Invasion, is making a video game?"
Yes, that is correct. Chuck Tingle, who again, I cannot stress enough, was once up for the same award won by I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, is making an FMV-dating-adventure game set in the Tingleverse, which is like the Dark Universe only less gay. Expected to be as short as a Chuck Tingle page-turner, the game's art direction will mimic Tingle's signature stock photo cover art masterpieces while delivering a message of positivity, love, self-acceptance, dicks, and butts.
Now you might be wondering what a Chuck Tingle game will be like. Will it feature Tingle's soft, sensual voice? Will it somehow utilize the Ph.D. in holistic massage he received from DeVry? Will it be a complete waste of money? Luckily, those questions and more have been answered by the pre-alpha trailer that dropped today.
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