Wednesday, January 14, 2015

News::I feel personally victimized by the fact that there is a Mean Girls mobile game

I took a look at the official Princess Bride mobile game the other day and it was garbage. Granted, I don't like that movie, but I know plenty of people who do. It was a terrible, uninspired amalgam of boring minigames that had the balls to charge you a $3.99 entry price, and another 99 cents if you didn't want to wait to unlock the rest of the games. Unfortunately, that's a glut of modern mobile titles now though -- you've gotta pick through the trash to find treasure.


There's a new Mean Girls mobile title on the horizon, which is being billed as an "easily accessible tiara defense" game, where you take one of eight characters from the movie and apparently stave off a new clique of Plastics in each level. But then there's also things like the art design, which is absolutely awful. I guess they're going by the whole "being hit by a bus" narrative at the end of the movie (or whatever happened, anyway) and these poses are the end result of the girls having been hit by a bus, showing off post-hit-by-a-bus back support and bone structures. Lindsay Lohan's character Cady appears to have gotten the worst of it, as you can see in the illustration.


I feel personally victimized by the fact that there is a Mean Girls mobile game screenshot


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