From the reality-is-stranger-than-fiction department, a guy went on Reddit and confessed that he'd been jerking off and fucking his Fleshlight for cash, a flashlight that hides a rubber vagina from the people that have to live with you. He's getting real money from his 40k-70k viewers for his "solo male performances", which he later converts into digital money to spend on his EVE Online habits. The headline says it all.
Admit it: you're judging this man so hard right now. How dare he be so bold? Has he not thought of the consequences? But really, this man is a hero. Hell, you could be dead tomorrow. Hell, you could be dead right now, a husk of a human, a shadow of the vibrant person you once were. Look at your stained shirt. Your bullshit desk job. You're already pathetic, you think you're better than this guy? How cool is your spaceship? Your spaceship probably doesn't even like hyperthrustoids and gamma nurbs. Who the hell are you do judge when this guy has laser squalls bigger than Fanny Delta? Ok, I've never spent more than 20 minutes playing EVE and can't even imagine what this person is spending their money on. Just make pretend you also do and we'll get to the facts.
The shit I've seen doing video games journalism
In his own words, "Tim" says that "relationships weren't working out for him", he confessed in a PC Gamer interview (where that dick-shaped header photo came from, great job). He took a hard look at his assets, if you will, and then the requests started pouring in. People want him to do specific angles, to do tributes, to get artistic. Gay guys and women lining up at his Pornhub channel to see this guy's one man band.
To be fair, I misled you. He didn't put one and two together at first, the stroke of genius came later. He's only raking in nominal amounts of money in real life, so he LATER decided to become a billionaire in EVE Instead. This means he's dropping $350 at a time for DLC. He's got multiple accounts. He's got the online subscription for those accounts paid for six months out. He's living the dream. He's got it all right here in this tell-all:
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