Monday, October 2, 2017

News:: The Government Reviews: Splatterhouse 2

[Video games are a tool through which criminal organizations corrupt our youths and destroy the Good American Values we try to instill. Luckily, totally-real government agent Vadicta is here to pass judgment on some of the worst offenders in the medium. The government knows what's best for us, after all. Get your work on the front page by writing about some spooky gaming stuff you dig. We're on a mission to make this October the spookiest yet - so get out there and write a blog! - Wes]

All games are made for children, and most are invented by Satanic evildoers hellbent on the corruption and destruction of our youth. That's why the government is here to decide what is appropriate for your child and what will turn him or her into a devil dick riding biker terrorist. All reviews are the honest and unblemished truth. PARENTS BEWARE.

The Government Reviews: Splatterhouse 2 screenshot

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