As a member of the Destructoid staff, I get an ass-load of emails every day about games I'll never bother to learn about let alone play. Mostly mobile stuff from sketchy Russian developers who I'm sure are just out to infect my phone with malware. There are some ways to get my attention though. Anything that's similar to The Legend of Zelda piques my interest as well as crazy Japanese games. Also boobs. Boobs do the trick as well.
So when I get an email with the tagline "The quest for the breasts begins!" it goes straight from having my curiosity to having my attention. When that line is combined with this logo:
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