Monday, April 3, 2017

News:: Wow, Brazzers put no effort into its Mario porn parody

It's clear that Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen was a passion project because Brazzer's latest video game porn parody, The Princess's Peach: A XXX Parody, is lazy as hell, if the trailer is any indication. Outside of the Super Mario font and coin box in the title sequence, it's just a woman in a little crown and pink tutu getting ass fucked by a guy who doesn't even look like Mario, Luigi, Bowser or any god-fearing denizen of the Mushroom Kingdom.

At least give the dude the leftover jacket from the Aladdin porn parody and a bike helmet and pretend that Toad is taking Peach to pound town, good lord. Solid Snake had a complete fake prosthetic hand and got his snake eaten in the desert, meanwhile this porno flick has some fake stone pillars and is lit like a god damn Virgin airlines.

Wow, Brazzers put no effort into its Mario porn parody screenshot



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