- Watch every Adam Sandler movie in a row.
- See my grandma naked.
- Lick the callused scaly feet of Louie Anderson after a hard day's work on the set of Family Feud.
- Attempt to tie my flaccid penis containing an entire cotton swab in a knot.
Those are the things I'd rather do than ever play this steaming pile of shit again.
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