[Not all gamers are svelte, muscular love machines like able to think. Luckily, he's here to offer some gaming-based advice on how to get buff and tough in the new year. Want to see your work on the front page? Get your backside into gear and write something, and you, too, could see your work featured by Destructoid! - Wes]
It's the new year and that means it's time to reinvent yourself and become a better person. One way people do this is by saying they'll get in shape. The problem is, exercise sucks. Exercise is the devil and I, along with most everyone else, hate it. Some people say they love it, but those people are freaks and probably witches that we need to burn at the stake defiantly.
Unfortunately for me and for every other normal person, exercise is kinda important. We organic meatbags need to keep moving or else we'll become water-filled blobs. Who can stand listening to all that sloshing? Not me. That's why I've come up with able to think's Amazing Gamer Exercise Regimen™, in which I take elements from games and turn them into exercises you can do to keep from becoming an amorphous blob of pointless biomass.
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