One of my favorite Twitter accounts is @_FloridaMan, which proves that reality is stranger than fiction. I usually tune in to hear about meth heads, people with pet alligators, incest, and fashion advice, but this week I beat him to a scoop! This week a sentient bag of dog vomit hooked up with a lady, then came back to her house in a mask and robbed all her videogames at gunpoint.
He denied the crime also told police that she was his "side girlfriend" and got her name completely wrong. It gets better - he committed the robbery while his 3 year old child waited in the car. Before fleeing the scene he also pistol-whipped a 68 year old man.
Dad of the year!
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