I remember sitting next to my roommate, Silky, at an important meeting. We were probably hungover, maybe a bit high, or that elusive mix of both that's only achievable when you're not yet twenty-five. Our minds were foggy, to say the least, but we tried to pay some semblance of attention.
The reason I remember this meeting so well is simple. At one point, the person in charge started talking about "capital 'p' professionalism." It's a dumb term, like "synergy," that corporate team leaders like to throw out there. The speaker, jazzed up at the idea of us young Professionals doing something important, asked what the most impactful way to make a good impression was. The room was silent until Silky cleared his throat and ventured an answer.
"Dress like you smell good."
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